David Letterman has been on fire lately with his politically pointed monologues. I for one, am glad to see Letterman taking on riskier material each night on his show. Go, Dave!
How to become an audience member on David Letterman's Late Night show.
Friday, September 04, 2009
Thursday, September 03, 2009
Wackenhut Kabul guards caught wack-en-off by Tammy Todd
Wackenhut, (or is it wack-en-off), is the parent company of ArmorGroup North America. Lest you think that lewd , lascivious and "Animal House" behavior is the exclusive property of corrupt, sexually harassing corporations in America, rest assured that our corporate legacy extends to the far reaches of the world.
Kabul, a small strategic village in Afghanistan has played host to accusations of employee hazing by ArmorGroup North America, a security firm contracted by the U.S. State Department to provide security in Kabul.
The security group has a $180 million annual contract with the State Department. It's goal is to protect diplomats, staffers and Afghan nationals who work at the Embassy. Despite the fact that the Senate subcommittee found "deficiencies" in the companies performance, ArmorGroup was allowed to stay on.
"The lewd and deviant behavior of approximately 30 supervisors and guards has resulted in complete distrust of leadership and a breakdown of the chain of command, compromising security," POGO said in a letter to Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton outlining the security violations.
Yikes! Hold on there, were any of these considerations taken into account.
A. Beer bongs were sanitized according to U.S. Health Board standards.
B. Prostitutes were advocates and acted in PSA's for the "Just say no to drugs ho." project across Afghanistan.
C. Free condoms were distributed at the intersection of Kabul and 42nd street on a regular basis.
D. Only the inferior,less important soldiers were hazed and humiliated. No VIP's were injured.
E. "Golden showers" aka "peeing on others" was a gift with the purchase of a six pack and NOT an additional $39.99 as previously reported.
No dear citizen, I do not think proper consideration of these all important items was looked at by POGO.
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Kabul, a small strategic village in Afghanistan has played host to accusations of employee hazing by ArmorGroup North America, a security firm contracted by the U.S. State Department to provide security in Kabul.
The security group has a $180 million annual contract with the State Department. It's goal is to protect diplomats, staffers and Afghan nationals who work at the Embassy. Despite the fact that the Senate subcommittee found "deficiencies" in the companies performance, ArmorGroup was allowed to stay on.
"The lewd and deviant behavior of approximately 30 supervisors and guards has resulted in complete distrust of leadership and a breakdown of the chain of command, compromising security," POGO said in a letter to Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton outlining the security violations.
Yikes! Hold on there, were any of these considerations taken into account.
A. Beer bongs were sanitized according to U.S. Health Board standards.
B. Prostitutes were advocates and acted in PSA's for the "Just say no to drugs ho." project across Afghanistan.
C. Free condoms were distributed at the intersection of Kabul and 42nd street on a regular basis.
D. Only the inferior,less important soldiers were hazed and humiliated. No VIP's were injured.
E. "Golden showers" aka "peeing on others" was a gift with the purchase of a six pack and NOT an additional $39.99 as previously reported.
No dear citizen, I do not think proper consideration of these all important items was looked at by POGO.
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Wednesday, September 02, 2009
Cartoon by Nate Beeler
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Monday, August 31, 2009
Ten things to bring to the Tea Party Express
(photo/burningwell.org)The overtly anti-President slash "Obama is a socialist" caravan known as the "tea party express" has been busy spreading fear and resurrecting the dead as it makes it's way across the country. Those who organize these parties are set against health-care reform and the government's spending spree aimed at getting us out of a recession.
Protest signs with altered photos of the President looking like Hitler and Batman nemesis The Joker, have sparked outrage in some communities. The movement would be better served if these tactics ignited epiphany and thereafter creative alternative solutions to offer to our citizens. Instead, these parties play on American's fear of losing their basic necessities of life. Like health care, personal wealth and dignity.
In the absence of a moment of sudden intuitive understanding or an actual copy of a completed health care bill, you may find yourself grateful for one of these ten items at your next tea party.
10. Iphone, laptap and other electronics you didn't have to hawk after you got laid off.
9. Your Grandmother's anti-socialist paraphernalia.
8. Your Hello Kitty thermos.You will need to hydrate your brain so it can power up during the intellectual debate between the academicians that will surely show up. Contrary, to popular belief, tea will not be served.
7. Trail mix to share with all the Hippies.
6. The latest stock tips.
5. Two arms or as many as you have. There will be lots of hugging going on!
4. A puppy. You will need a friend.
3. "Hitler in a bag" Halloween costume. Ok, it's just a black Sharpie in a sandwich bag.
2. Your Tea Party fear mongering kit complete with a "We don't want no death panels!" T-shirt and bucket of sweat.
1. Your Hate Mongering accessory tool belt. Comes with white pancake makeup,green joker's wig and Swiss Army knife. Oh,wait a minute, that was in the fear-mongering kit. Just use the Sharpie.
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Beerplomacy
If you haven't discovered the political animation genius Mark Fiore, let me introduce you. You can find Mark's cutting edge common sense graphics at his website. http://www.markfiore.com You can also find his videos on YouTube.
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Puttin On My Thinkin Cap
(photo/Suzanarama)Thinking cap. Check.
I was thinking of cute things today. Tiny kitten Myspace friends from the "Yaa hoo! No More Gitmo!" knitting group sending their comments with twinkling sparkle tags. Dimpled cheeked Cherubs in pampers, shooting golden arrows of love or Rush Limbaugh at one of Dick Cheney's keggers.
Furry hamster spinners on their stationary bicycles are cute. I imagined a frolicking pink, polka dotted circus pony with a giant white feather sticking out of its tiara , balancing Nancy Pelosi on it's back. Then I remembered the "Hill for Prez" tattoo on Tony's bum, the one Georgie told me about. All those things are as cute as I am. That was what I was thinking.
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Then I thought about fluffy, cottontail bunnies riding miniature, mint colored Vespas through the streets of South Korea. They would have to be on the lookout for Kim Jong Il. He doesn't look very friendly. Although, the cottontail's from the North have reported that he can be very cuddley.
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Tuesday, November 04, 2008
Voting Tips and Freebies! by Tammy Todd
Hey Friends!
Just a few tips for voting today.
1. Bring your id
2. Double check that you are at the CORRECT polling place.
If you didn't register to vote because you were having a major ten month surgical procedure VOTE ANYWAY because you can.
3. Bring your ID and a proof of address like a bill or paycheck stub.
You should ask for a provisional ballot and let the poll worker know that you didn't register in advance.
4. If someone trys to prevent you from voting, insists that you vote for a certain candidate (I once went to a polling place where a poll worker yelled out every time a person voted democrat)
call the elections board or call CNN. Seriously. They will call for you. Their number is 1-877-GOCNN-08.
5. Have fun and lots of companies are giving out freebies if you vote today. Check it out online.
Afterwards. you can reward yourself with a big ole bowl of corn.
Just a few tips for voting today.
1. Bring your id
2. Double check that you are at the CORRECT polling place.
If you didn't register to vote because you were having a major ten month surgical procedure VOTE ANYWAY because you can.
3. Bring your ID and a proof of address like a bill or paycheck stub.
You should ask for a provisional ballot and let the poll worker know that you didn't register in advance.
4. If someone trys to prevent you from voting, insists that you vote for a certain candidate (I once went to a polling place where a poll worker yelled out every time a person voted democrat)
call the elections board or call CNN. Seriously. They will call for you. Their number is 1-877-GOCNN-08.
5. Have fun and lots of companies are giving out freebies if you vote today. Check it out online.
Afterwards. you can reward yourself with a big ole bowl of corn.
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